One of the downsides of living rural in New Zealand is the public services are not what you would expect to have if you were a city dweller.  For example, no mains water and sewage and no trash collection. You do of course pay slightly lower rates although missing out on the trash collection doesn’t make a difference.

That’s because here in New Zealand trash collection is a self funding system where you buy bags from the supermarket and this then covers the costs of not just the bag but also the collection. 

If you’re wondering whether I’ve lost my marbles again I’ve not.  I’m just wanted to celebrate the fact that we’ve recently got a new trash collection service to Kaitoke.  Wooooopeeee.  I’m excited.  No more waiting for weeks till I’ve got a car load of rubbish and then driving 20 minutes to take it to the landfill site.  All we need to do now is put the trash in the trash can and wheel it up to the gate.

It takes me 500 steps to get it from it’s resting place by the barn to the gate and let me tell you over half of those steps are up hill.  I am totally relieved that I can park the wheelie bin at the gate and not have to take it up the lane to the road. If I had I can tell you I’d been in my inventing shed right now finding a way to get the darn thing to the road without me dragging it behind me.

Here’s a few of the initial inventions I was going to prototype:

  • A basset yoke and harness system for them to take the weight and pull it behind
  • A wheelie bin tow bar attachment for the back of the car
  • A mechanism for attaching the wheelie bin to the lawn mover to manoeuvre it and mow the paddock at the same time
  • A harness for me to pull it up the hill as part of a new resistance training jog squad.

Luckily I can rest easy and just concentrate on dragging the thing the 500 steps up the hill to the gate and be satisfied I can have an extra cookie with tea after I’ve done it!

I’d like to thank Al’s Binz and the lovely Rose in their office who has made this all possible for us.

Doesn’t it look beautiful!