You’ll see from  yesterday’s post that I love a wedding.  If I could have another career I’d be a wedding dress designer.  Or maybe a stationery guru or perhaps a florist.  You see I really do love a wedding.

Now, I hope you can understand that to miss a family wedding is a tough deal for me.  To miss two is hardly bearable but that’s what I’ve had to do this year.

A few weeks before my brother-in-law’s wedding, Martin’s cousin was married.  She was my youngest bridesmaid when I got married so it would have been fun to see how she fared now she’s all grown up.  Most of all whether she’d manage to not drop food down her dress.  You see this young lady managed to get covered her beautiful bridesmaid’s dress with chocolate.  It was a wonderful contrast to the cream cotton satin dress.  But, she’ll all grown up she couldn’t possibly get up to any trouble on her own wedding day?

I think that you can tell from these photos that much fun was had by all.  S, looked a picture in her frock and not a speck of chocolate in sight!

I wish I’d been there for the speeches, I understand the best man surpassed himself with inappropriate jokes. I hope that Nana and Grandad weren’t listening.  Having said that I’m sure that if I had been there Grandad Sam and I would be chuckling away in the corner and getting dirty looks from Nana!

It looks like the dancing was entertaining too.  The bride’s father seems to have surpassed himself.  Groovy moves Uncle J.  I  am a little concerned though as your wife seems to be looking at her watch in one of these pictures.  I couldn’t blame her, she was probably looking for an excuse to get you off the dance floor!

This event was definitely a family affair with S’s cousins dressed in their finery as ushers.  There is another photograph of these boys that I couldn’t possibly post on the grounds that this blog doesn’t condone nudity.  Boys will be boys and want to show off what’s under their kilts. Affectionately known as the Darlos this crew are usually to be found making mischief.  So surprising given their responsible and sensible parents – well their mother at least!

There is one good thing about not being at the wedding.  I can have some fun with the photos and make up stories of what’s going on from probably completely unrelated shots.  I am however convinced that the next pictures do show the bride is definitely up to no good and causing much chatter within the family.

Top left:

Mother of the Bride and Auntie in rather fetching headgear clearly spotted something that wasn’t right

Top right:

Auntie sent to tackle bride.  Or maybe she’s checking that spot on the front of S’s dress isn’t chocolate!

Bottom left:

The cousins are telling tales (or perhaps explaining the drama) to Nana and Grandad

Bottom right:

Bride has some explaining to do to Nana.  I can tell Grandad is amused by it all!

Having had a bit of fun it’s fair to say that this was a wedding with lots of laughter, fun and love.  Congratulations S & S.  Wish I could have been there too.

Oh, and hope the wedding present arrives eventually even if it seems to have gone astray. Typical NZ post and Royal Mail!